Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.

Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

by dirty estaban August 16, 2010

forbidden speedbag

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.

Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag

by Randy W June 12, 2008

Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.

Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.

by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009

hippie speedball

the exhilarating and simple combination of caffine and marijuana.

prep cook 1 "Did you smoke before you came in to work tonight?"
prep cook 2 "yeah, I usually do."
prep cook 1: "I wish I had. Though, I'd probably just be falling asleep right now."
prep cook 2: "That's why I drink so much caffine."
prep cook 1: "ah, the Hippie Speedball."

by ladykatey July 31, 2006

soccer mom speedball

large starbucks coffee and a Klonopin

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?

by bleeeweee September 14, 2010

Speedacity

1.The strategic combination of speed and tenacity
2.The relentless work ethic and equal and I'm relenting rate of farewell pregame
3.Advance rocket surgery techniques recommended by Dr. Chip Kelly

4. Yet another chip invention

Dr. Chip Kelly's Philadelphia Eagles used their Speedacity on both sides of the field on the New York Giants.

by Bigpapifitz October 28, 2014

Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 2, 2017