Specimen

A being that is not quite human. He/she usually goes against all social norms, and constantly questioned for everything they do by society. Specimens minds work in strange ways, such as acting like they might have turrets, ADHD, and schizophrenia all at the same time. They might be one of the weirdest creations on Earth, but are extremely entertaining to watch.

Yo why tf is Ellie singing Tik Tok songs to herself in the corner? Such a specimen....

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

Pokémon (species)

Monsters that live alongside humans and animals in the fictional world within the Pokémon franchise. Humans can capture these "pocket monsters" in high-tech devices that convert their matter into energy and store it. They are based on Japanese yokai, monsters that live disguised among humans, which is why many Pokémon look like inanimate objects. Satoshi Taijiri, first created the concept which was inspired by his childhood hobby of bug-catching.

Fan: "When you really think about it, Pokémon (species) are awesome. They're like a portable army of monsters."

Critic: "You're a dumbass."

Fan: "If playing a game that let's me carry Godzilla in my pocket makes me a dumbass then I'm one stupid motherfucker."

by Nathanial Ark January 16, 2011

perfect specimen

A human of extraordinary attractiveness. Key characteristics are body proportion, symmetry, moral fiber, a high level of functional fitness, and overall intelligence.

'Perfect' - in that nothing need be added or taken away; beauty derived from unity and wholeness.

'Specimen' - in that the individual has qualities, mannerisms, style or ways of thinking that others naturally notice and try to emulate

Contrary to popular belief, perfect specimens do not possess specific body types or facial features, etc - as this falsely implies that there is only one way of being perfect. (This is why combining Megan Fox's face, Kim Kardashian's breasts, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's legs would look unnatural - visually striking maybe, but not truly compelling)

Perfect specimens often inspire feelings of awe, intimacy, mesmerization, and love, or alternatively fear, jealousy, envy and hatred.

"There's just something about him...he's like a perfect specimen"

"She's got it all - looks, smarts, talent. What a perfect specimen!"

by neonpony September 30, 2014

Pokémon (species)

a group of supernatural organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes and interbreeding.

Professor 1: We're currently studying Pokémon (species)

Trainer: interesting

by Sainerr1 April 17, 2016

inter species erotica

when 2 different species have sex

Randal: So, you guys ready for a nice show of beastiality?

Sexy stud: It's inter species erotica , you fuck.

Randal: Inter species erotica.

by Jimmy & Tate March 25, 2008

Species

The general term used to describe someone who is extremely weird/abnormal

Guy 1: "Dude I heard that guy fucked an apple pie"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's an absolute species."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.

See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010