spanger

adj. Meaning "brilliant". Invented when drunk to describe oneself.

"You alright mate?"
"Yer mate I'm spanger."

by Robbie Sutton & Ryan O'Donovan May 13, 2005

Spawnerditch

The act of mating. Also, known as spinach.

Im totally hitting some spawnerditch right now.

by xStaples October 15, 2010

spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010

spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

spawner

person in FPS which is camping near spawn location and kills player who is spawned there

Jake, u dickhead, move from there, don't be a fucking SPAWNER!!

by maximus7 October 17, 2008

Spanger

Sesh (To go on a Sesh)

"Wanna go for a Spanger ?"

by Fiftyfiftyjifty May 31, 2017