sparkle penis

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008

sparkle stick

on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.

"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."

"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FieryCupcake July 19, 2009

heart sparkle

When something is so cute, adorable, lovely, etc. that it just makes you feel all wonderful inside.

"Oh man, the movie Wall-E is so cute! The way Wall-E loves EVE just makes my heart sparkle."

by keehnidea March 28, 2010

german sparkle party

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.

Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.

by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013

sparkle show

When you cum so hard it becomes a solid and starts to glitter. It glows like glow stone and sparkles in the night. Crack your penis and the sparkle show shall begin.

Baby we ran out of fireworks
It's alright, I can make the sparkle show

by towbei October 26, 2019

Bad Sparkle

An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.

Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009

slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

by jackbut77 March 7, 2015