Spanked

Slang in Washington, D.C. for getting killed.

You keep talking to me like I’m soft. Don’t get spanked.

Did you hear what happened to Moe? He was bullshitting down SouthEast and got spanked.

Spanked by ChocolateCity August 13, 2026

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

Spanked with a Waffle Iron 

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

Spanked with a Waffle Iron by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

Spanked in the Face by chris james March 9, 2007

Spanked my Bacon! 

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

Spanked my Bacon! by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

Spanked the neighbour 

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

Spanked the neighbour by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

Spanked into oblivion 

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

Spanked into oblivion by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021