david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019

Euan Sanderson

The biggest Little Mix fan of all time

Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he is dancing!
Person 2: That is Euan Sanderson. Little Mix released a new single a week ago and he has been dancing ever since.

Euan Sanderson: I love you Little Mix!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pigscouldfly April 22, 2021

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

rikki sanderson

a lancky, ginger child who has a very distinctive limp and pretends to be a rebel.Also prone to fanying chinese girls.Rikki sandersons also can be found replacing their prostethic heals.

can be found in native parts of your radiator

by yazan January 2, 2005

rikki sanderson

this rare species of (fire nacker giner ninja klegnut roast burning pube some one help my balls are on fire)has a very noticable and funny limp which causes people to call him such things as "shitty shit leg" or "limpy gimpy" "lopsided fire head" "prostetic prostitute" "crazy legs".he also has grown a very gay giner mullet.this species has been found raping chinese people.

quick theres a sander with loud medical shoes chasing me help he looks like a roasting klegnut.

by yazan January 6, 2005

Neil Sanderson

That one money hungry snake in Three Days Disgrace that is exploding with arrogance and is obviously in a relationship with Matt fuckboy Walst.

Don't touch his money or Neil Sanderson will slither after you and hunt you down because money is all he cares about .

by Asonia Soldier April 6, 2017