2 definitions by giraffeosaur

david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019

giraffeosaur

There is this one guy in all my overwatch ranked matches and he keeps beating my ass, go back to your own fucking rank asshole

I HATE GIRAFFEOSAUR WHY DO THEY PLAY SYMMETRA

by giraffeosaur March 8, 2022