Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.
He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"BrandonSanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.
Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.