Spanderson

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."

by D-Elf November 10, 2012

irondad and spiderson

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

Cael Sanderson

Won Gold in the 2004 Olympics in wrestling, was also a 4x undefeated NCAA champion.

Cael Sanderson is considered one of the greatest US wrestlers of all time.

by Jake Jakeford August 7, 2008

Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.

"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"

by diggorydiue November 24, 2013

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

Cael Sanderson

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.

Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

by Billy Billster June 21, 2009

Alex Sanderson

Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.

Alex Sanderson IS SO COOL!

by bobjimjennyno November 30, 2011