sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

Sploosh

a moment of extremely intense sexual desire of another person caused by an action they have just done

*woman watches hot man do something hot*

woman1-"wow, sploosh"
woman2-"sploosh"

by ChadCuzImShit October 23, 2018

La sploosh

A sort of cuteness in form of a person who have been going through alot of shit but keeps thriving because of that chaos.

Sifounium: this looks like me!
Nazim: yes la sploosh lamia is just cute as much as sifounium

by Lamiasplooo July 2, 2022

Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.

"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"

by sonny223 December 10, 2008

splooshy

When a girl is so loose, she needs to masturbate with a large object; such as a bicycle.

Lyssia is such a whore, she must be quite splooshy.

by Carlie Rachelle December 22, 2007

splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013