spalk

Faux milk, that has been mingled with spice

This spalk is spicy but thinly vailed in its attempt to counterfeit actual spiced milk.

by Ghaldia March 7, 2005

spalk

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."

by Jbags June 30, 2006

Spaleklek

A term used when refering to the arthritis in your joints, which may cause the joint to lock in place. Also when a joint cannot withstand carrying heavy objects due to the weakness in the bones.

It may also be used to describe a person who cannot speak english properly, generally those who are of asian background.

"I cannot hold this heavy frying pan for a long time, my wrist is a bit Spaleklek"

"Your english is so Spaleklek!" "Sorry, I'm very wrong mistaken enough."

by M.T.A.S November 19, 2010

Spaloosh

The way one's hair curves and flips up that simply makes the viewer say, "that is SO spaloosh".

OMG Becky, his hair is sooooo SPALOOSH.

by The Word Wizard Whiz March 23, 2011

Spaloink

A word used to describe sex with a slinky

Did you spaloink last night?
Yea
That’s fucking weird man

by Aids of greatness April 23, 2019

spaloop

Crouching over a persons chest and dropping a duece and getting a blow job and cumming at the same time the poo is hitting the persons chest.

It takes a real dirty bitch to do a spaloop.

by Fuck Brunswick February 3, 2009

Splok

The physical impairment in which one is unable to smell, similar to deaf or numb.

After the brain damage Barry was splok

by Bjorn January 27, 2005