scaldy

noun
plural scaldies
a person who is similar to a chav
the irish equivalent of a chav
they knacker drink;smoke spliffs; drive muppet mobiles with blacked out windows,go faster strips and blue lighting;rob cars out of "boredom";have a few kids whilst still in secondary school
the male's day attire is the tracksuit bottoms tucked into sport sock with bright white runner look.accompanied by styled highlighted/lowlighted hair do' and thick chain around neck&wrist look.they walk with a hunched swagger with "10 to 2" feet (think of a clock).
the female's day attire is the poker straight hair in a pony tail which almost sticks straight up into the air,full hooker make up, pj bottoms (or maybe even full pj outfit!!),fur hooded jacket, caterpillar boots.

"I'm sick of the scaldy gangs in this area. ye can't go anywhere without there being a pack of scaldies sitting around smoking,drinking, making noise and causing trouble"

by pesso December 7, 2006

scaldyballs

When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".

I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.

by Googles January 13, 2004

scaldy

ls used to describe a selfish person who doesn't share. Also used to describe something of extremely poor quality.

This tea is scaldy, make another cup for me.

Ya scaldy bastard! You could give me more of that cake!

by Jimmy The Saint May 23, 2006

spalding

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008

Spandy

A nick name for someone named Andy who wears TIGHT spandex.

Hey look! It's SpandyAndy!

by SpandyAndy September 23, 2009

Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

by piro August 26, 2004

Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

by y222222hello October 2, 2006