1. Juan asked Sal, "What's going on tonight"? Sal replies, "I'm Noe Soto". He can also reply with, "I'm Noe".
2. Juan tells Sal, "I know what's going on tonight". Sal replies with, "Yeah you're Noe Soto". Or he can also reply with, "You're Noe".
2. Juan tells Sal, "I know what's going on tonight". Sal replies with, "Yeah you're Noe Soto". Or he can also reply with, "You're Noe".
by MikeJuanSal January 18, 2009

Boring, little town. Lots of drama. Train tracks. Wild cats. Crack town. Piece of shit. Police EVERYWHERE. Drugs. Bitches.
I went to this crappy town called (De Soto)
Fuck theres a lot of trains in (De Soto)
Those (De Soto) Wildcats sure suck.
Fuck theres a lot of trains in (De Soto)
Those (De Soto) Wildcats sure suck.
by likeitintheass1 April 4, 2011

by Tonyhasa7cmpepe November 12, 2021

To have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible; to stealthily defecate in public when no other option is viable.
Mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a De Soto.
Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!
Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!
by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

by Jackson Doe April 2, 2008

A guy who is loyal to his friends, but is kinda tough at times. Many people want to befriend him because he is cool and collected and not to mention very funny.You can always trust these guys to have your back when you need it, usually Mexican.
by Whateves101 February 25, 2017

Liars who pretends to know and love God for the purpose of thieving. It is common for a Soto to join a wealthy church and then target the member to steal their wealth. A Soto will steal from family and strangers along with everyone in the middle. It is best to avoid a Soto and warn others, as no good comes from a Soto.
I was unfortunate to cross paths with a Soto.
by New4You February 17, 2023
