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by somaphoung2 May 12, 2021
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He's a sofaphile.
He's a sofaphile.
by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011
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• sasaphrastastic
• susaphobia
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• Soaphawk
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The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.
Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.
Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.
by Vivasol October 2, 2011
Get the Susaphone mug.N. A curvy penis, particular when the curvature is extreme and puts the tip of the penis in an unusual location.
Etymology - Describes a penis so curvy and knarly that it could wrap around one's body like a sousaphone.
Etymology - Describes a penis so curvy and knarly that it could wrap around one's body like a sousaphone.
"Hey, I need some condoms"
"Okay, what kind?"
"Uh... Model W31RD1C7"
"Damn awkward condom shoppers... HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SOUSAPHONE! Well if you were trying to get in my pants your shit out of luck buddy, I only fuck men who curve less than 30 degrees"
"Okay, what kind?"
"Uh... Model W31RD1C7"
"Damn awkward condom shoppers... HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SOUSAPHONE! Well if you were trying to get in my pants your shit out of luck buddy, I only fuck men who curve less than 30 degrees"
by qaerqg February 19, 2011
Get the Sousaphone mug.a large creature - a mix between a sasquatch and bigbirds friend sasaphras - usually snacks on little boys masturbating in the woods and befriends woodland creatures
shortname - sas
shortname - sas
billy - did you see that giant sas eat up joey?
bob - ya but why was he with that bunny?
billy - i dunno lets see if urban dictionary will tell us
bob - *take's out laptop*
billy - holy crap he was masturbating!
bob - holy crap our conversation is on urban dictionarty
now im writing sasaphrasquatch cuz ud told me to
bob - ya but why was he with that bunny?
billy - i dunno lets see if urban dictionary will tell us
bob - *take's out laptop*
billy - holy crap he was masturbating!
bob - holy crap our conversation is on urban dictionarty
now im writing sasaphrasquatch cuz ud told me to
by sasaphrasquatch March 30, 2009
Get the sasaphrasquatch mug.1. A derogatory term used against anyone disliked by you. Not considered very offensive, yet sometimes can be taken somewhat offensive
2. Someone who needs to wash their face: pimple grease, food, dry skin flakes, boogers, eye boogers, etc. have gathered on the surface of the persons skin
3. Someone who you think has no brain and instead has a head full of bubbles
2. Someone who needs to wash their face: pimple grease, food, dry skin flakes, boogers, eye boogers, etc. have gathered on the surface of the persons skin
3. Someone who you think has no brain and instead has a head full of bubbles
"Grace, sometimes I think you have turned into a complete soaphead..."
"Ew, that Whitney girl needs to wash her face. What a soaphead loser..."
"His name is ZEVIN??? What kind of soaphead would name they're kid something that awful?"
(Not to be confused with soapface, which is someone who cries when they soap in their eyes.)
"Ew, that Whitney girl needs to wash her face. What a soaphead loser..."
"His name is ZEVIN??? What kind of soaphead would name they're kid something that awful?"
(Not to be confused with soapface, which is someone who cries when they soap in their eyes.)
by shutupsoapy161616 April 13, 2010
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