Necrophagist Solos

God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.

Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!

Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*

Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...

*Solo comes in*

Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood

*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*

by Driller64 May 16, 2014

sorrostitute

comes from the words "sorrority" and "prostitute." A young coed who pledges a sorrority and frequents frat parties, subsequently fornicating with many of them at a time.

Rick: "Man, I'm gonna go spit some game at that Alpha Beta Gamma...she is smoking hot."
Gary: "Dude, you don't want that. She's a bonefied sorrostitute. She's banged Tony, Mike, Dave, Nick & Tim at the same time, John..."

by Tim (credited to Thomas McNeny) April 30, 2008

solosuck

The ability of a man that can suck his own cock. Typically this involves vast flexibility and/or a long cock.

Guy1 I finally was able to solosuck!
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!

I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

Goku solos

it means that Goku is the strongest character in fiction, this statement is objectively correct, disagreeing with it is ret@rded

Brain-dead person: Girono beats Goku

Educated dbz enjoyer: Ratio + L + Goku solos that building level fodder and his verse (Jorge Joestar is fodder btw)

by Goku no diffs ur fav verse February 17, 2022

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

solosexual

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.

Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.

by Father Jesseppe Testosterone December 9, 2006

Sorosh

The king of all kings; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the girls by just winking at them; player.

Man, look at that Sorosh. I wish i could be like him.

by therealdefinitionss December 20, 2020