soiree

an evening party

Everyone drank cider at Elizabeth's birthday soiree.

by Vanessa July 29, 2003

Skirmish

Small fight or quick one.

1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".

by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

Spirm Dragon

You know that really weird looking piece of pocket lint with rabies? Yup. It's a Spirm Dragon

Wow dude I think my pocket lint just bit me!

Now you have a Spirm Dragon infestation. You should get that checked out.

by The Googlist June 16, 2009

Sourmoon

The opposite of a honeymoon. The point in which someone newly wed (typically the groom), realizes that spending a week with their new partner will be torture, immediately triggering buyers remorse and ruining the more than likely overpriced vacation.

While standing on the balcony in Hawaii, in what many people would consider paradise, Chad contemplated what a mistake he made and quickly realized this honeymoon was actually a sourmoon.

by tripadvisor January 23, 2014

slirm

when a man ejaculates without any motion of the penis

Sorry baby I already slirmed

by treznor August 18, 2009

sourmath

A website where three naked, old, fat, men are having anal sex with each other in the shower. When you try to close out of it, a box will appear saying "Hello!" and the only option is to click "Ok". Upon clicking "Ok" another "Hello" box will appear and so on. It will take you approximately 5-20 minutes to close out of it by rapidly clicking "Ok".

HOLY SHIT DUDE! I CAN'T CLOSE THAT WEBSITE, SOURMATH.COM, YOU SENT ME!

by S. Quiznos April 7, 2010

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004