The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

Shondra

Irish word meaning the brightest star

also a very talented, intelligent women, whom makes the world a better place just with her mere existence!

"wooh did you see that shondra last night it lite up the whole sky"

"Shondra is always helping out the people in need"

by let life live December 16, 2011

Shona

Fucking madden cunt out bruh. She is the smartest dumb cunt you'll ever meet. But the only person u can count on when you need it most. She is intelligent and sexy. Definitely a head Turner. Shona tends to be covered in tattoos and guys drool over her. Though she plays hard she is generally soft on the inside and just needs some love. She is independent but will beat a bitch if they cross her on a bad day.

Shona you hot cunt!

by Holy grail of grannys January 18, 2019

Schontchz

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.

Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?

by AirSwo February 18, 2009

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

by Day crew July 7, 2008

Shonen brain

A disease that develops from watching too much Shonen anime. Typical symptoms include: not understanding why people like things other than Shonen, hating on things that aren't Shonen, constantly arguing about which Shonen is the best, and talking about why Goku is the strongest anime character ever.

"Give up on the man, he's got the Shonen brain. He won't watch anything else."

by Melancholic_Twig January 31, 2021

Shing Shong

When someone gets hit in the anus with a knockback diamond sword, while both players are eating snickers at the same time.

Shing Shong
Anus Annihalation

by Some Chad October 14, 2019