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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006
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bread softener

"did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?"
by Chensia McQuarterwatters April 29, 2008
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Softieer

To be more of a softie than the next person.
He is definitely softieer than his girlfriend... what a softie.
by eyi April 27, 2011
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Sospeter

Sospeter is most likely a thug who is into anime. You probably don't even see a name like that everyday. That's why you shouldn't even trust it. Watch your back he'll probably stab you or some shit.
"Yo! Watch out! It's the Sos God! You know?! Sospeter?!"
by basicallynotyu October 12, 2017
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dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck
Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "
by Dick softener June 5, 2018
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