sockeater99

a really attractive person who makes awesome tiktoks and they’re REALLY sexy

Omg sockeater99 just posted they’re so awesome you should follow them

by koolkidamogus999 April 9, 2021

Moroccan Sockeater

Any dog mix of unknown origin.

ie:

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater."

See also, Mississippi Brown Dog.

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater

by [e-mail] June 9, 2014

cockwater

A super shitty player in a game, specifically overwatch.

Tart you're fucking cockwater bro

by greevesmar September 12, 2021

cockwater

A very shitty player in a video game, specifically overwatch.

Tart you're fucking cockwater bro

by greevesmar September 12, 2021

Sockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who liked to wear cloth coverings under his sandals. :P

Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sockwanker

A guy who obsessively likes to vigorously masturbate inside socks,

Normally used as an insult to guys you expect are real Sockwankers.

"Hey Billy you Sockwanker"

" Did you fill any socks last night Spencer? you Sockwanker"

by Repet July 15, 2024