Anti-Sobriety Activist

A person unwilling to admit they are an alcoholic or a drunk.

"Damn John, are you ever sober? I think you are turning into an alcoholic."

"Dude, d-dude.... i'm NOT an alcoholic... I'm a fuckin' anti-sobriety activist."

by Samus226 December 18, 2012

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Sobriety

That thing you do when you’re grieving someone,- traditional in American Indian cultures or just a way of living.

Today I walked into a AA meeting house on “accident” and they gave me a charge on my phone when I needed it most. They welcomed me in, it was a men’s center, I took care of myself. It reminded me of my father, I had a coming to god and I remembered why I was being sober, it’s hard though, sobriety. I love you.

by anonymous June 14, 2018

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Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

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Loud sobriety

1. A condition of physical sobriety characterized by an unusually high concentration of altruistic action, spiritual insight, & emotional stability, typically acquired by one's perseverance and effort in improving oneself, wherein one is able to live and thrive in external circumstances which would usually be unbearable;

2. The loudness of one’s sobriety

“My sobriety is as loud as the kush I used to smoke.”

“I went down to Colorado and bought myself a big fat bag of loud sobriety.”

See also: loud 60-sack of sobriety, John & Bob

by D-MAC_thevillian May 22, 2014

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sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

by Glenny G January 14, 2008