snurg nurgling

motor-boating someones taint and eating out their ass with whipped cream or other tasty confections

Dave: you got something on your nose there, Bob
Bob: oh snap! I forgot to wash my face
Dave: looks like you were up all night snurg nurgling!
Bob: I am not ashamed

by Dolphin Artemesia January 10, 2008

storm snurge

To furiously sniff girls biycicle seats or gussets while wanking

A storm snurge just came over me, biycicle seats are just not the same anymore. Vagisel was a bad idear!

by bathgirl September 26, 2010

Snurgs

Smoke. Either prefabricated or home made. Used exactly as "fags" (In the cigarette sense).

Where's me bally snurgs?

by Eggrich March 12, 2010

Snurge

A creepy dirty dog of a pervert, like a mix of Jimmy Saville and Steptoe; the type to come in a snotty hanky.

The next door neighbour likes to hang all of his yellow underwear on the communal stairs, he's a bit of a snurge.

by Jimmy the ciggy September 10, 2018

Snurg

Small rabbit/bunny that is soft and fluffy.

"That Snurg was so cute!" "I've always wanted a Snurg"

by plushee October 9, 2016

snurg worzelling

the passion for sniffing ladies bicycle seats

when she's off that bike ill be over there and perform the art of snurg worzelling

by old saddle sniffer June 14, 2023

Snurge

To go around having a hard sniff at someones bike seat (specifically after a long bike ride)

Oh my gosh greg look at the guy snurging those bike seats! Or to be a snurge

by Chlochlo_2617 July 12, 2022