Nerd Sniping

The act of presenting an interesting problem to a certain type of nerd, usually a physicist or a mathematician, while he/she is crossing the road, in such a manner that he/she becomes so occupied with it that he/she is soon run over.

First defined on xkcd.

"There's a certain type of brain that's easily disabled. If you show it an interesting problem, it involuntary drops everything else to work on it. This has led to me to evolve a new sport: Nerd Sniping."

by Volland January 7, 2009

Stream Sniping

When Ninja gets killed in Fortnite

r Wait for the emote emote........ There it is you gotta love it when there is proof he is Stream Sniping

by cadandada January 4, 2019

Snusing

The act of placing snus (a smokeless spit-less tobacco product) under upper lip for discreet enjoyment
(pronounced: snoos-ing)

Dude, stop smoking and start snusing. I was literally snusing during the whole flight.

by Urban Dictionary User February 17, 2015

Sniping's a good job mate.

It's Challenging Work.

I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2

by BigStupidIdiot May 17, 2021

comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.

Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).

by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013

text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.

1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.

by Eli January 10, 2008

souping

when teenagers drink expired soup in an effort to get high. (as depicted on Saturday Night Live)

Are you souping later tonight?' 'Sure, let's raid the cupboard for some Campbell's.

by missemmamm October 25, 2010