Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.

I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

snow money

When it snows at night, going out the next day and hustling your neighbors for money to clear the snow from their driveways.

Jabar: Supposed to get six inches tonight.

Niko: Word

Jabar: Yea. Wanna get your snow money on with me tomorrow?

Niko: Def.

by Freshy fresh January 26, 2011

snow monkeys

Wangsta dudes,white people who try to be ghetto.

1. Johnny: Hey! Look at those snow monkeys wearing northface jackets!

2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!

by Shinzui April 23, 2003

Albino snowmonkey

When the big white male jumps onto the female and pounds her just while he cums in her ass

Rick: hey James what Are you doing this afternoon
James: I'm going to give Chloe and albino snowmonkey

by Phazze March 30, 2021

Snowdonkey

When two male homosexuals are engaging in passionate and libidinous fornication (in the assumed "doggy style", if you will, position) and the so called "pitcher" begins to feel a tingle in his jingle; and rather than warning his receiving partner of such situation, ejaculates into the preoccupied's comrade's asshole....whilst emiting last vocalized orgasmic moan (and the partner thinks his job is done, he can relax)..donkey punches the bitch.

"Man, i am going to snowdonkey him so hard later."
"Dude, i don't want to talk about it, but i totally got snowdonkeyed last night."
"I know the bruise looks bad, but i am a victim of the act of snowdonkeying. I, in fact, was a snowdonkey."

by redwhiteandpabstblueribbon June 21, 2009