Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

snowbering up

(verb) The act of sobering up due to prolonged exposure to snow

"Quick pass the whiskey, I totally snowbering up out here! I think I might be losing my whiskey sweater vest!!!

by tilfrie February 2, 2009

Snoothing

The act of doing a completely made up drug, called snooth. It is similar to cocaine, but twice as potent.

"I saw James snoothing in the locker room"

by ThatGuyInTheSpeedo October 1, 2011

snootling

Snootling describes generally looking around for something that you know is there. If you have 'a snootle around' you are looking for something with a knowledge that if you snootle for long enough, you'll find it.

She was snootling around for a while until finally she found them at the back of an old box.

by Alex Willcock May 31, 2016

Snooting

The act of a human making nose to nose contact with a dog (or cat).

Alan loved snooting with with pet cocker spaniel Jamie - his cold, wet nose was irresistible!

by AlanontheRiverClyde February 20, 2018

Snuttering

Sniggering while nutting

My date last night couldn't stop snuttering. It really ruined the mood

by LlamaLlamaDucky February 18, 2021