snotstache

a large amount of snot running down on your mustache causing an icicle.

SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.

by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009

nobstacle

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007

snosticles

Dripping glops of goo found in the deepest parts of the New York City subway system. Coined by subway explorer Steve Duncan in the new documentary 'Undercity' by filmmaker Andrew Wonder.

Snosticles: like mung, only more gelatinous. :D

by Tour_Scriber January 5, 2011

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

by mvp123 March 11, 2010

stopstacle

a stopstacle is an obstacle that will very likely not be overcome. It stops one from proceeding.

The fact that kale has to be washed, cut from the stem, massaged, and chopped is a total stopstacle for me. I just won't eat it, I'll stick with the pre-washed romaine in a bag.

by zenriot887 April 1, 2016

Snosticles

Icicles made from runny clear snot which forms and hangs on a mans thick mustache. Very common with men who live in cold climates, such as Western New York.

Jack told Fred to break the snosticles off his mustache before he planned on muff diving Sally, otherwise she may sustain injury and call off the night.

by Duct tape dom September 2, 2016

shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.

This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!

by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025