Snided

'Snided', A Yorkshire, ( largest county in England), word for very busy in a full up sort of way / like choc-a-bloc

"we didn't go down the pub cos it wer snided, couldn't get to the bar."

by Surfer Rosa October 29, 2009

Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.

Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*

by Goatlips December 30, 2009

Snide Bastard

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

by TJ98 August 1, 2015

Snidely Whiplash

Running a train on a woman while she's tied up until acute neck pain begins to set in as your dog watches on the side.

"Rick, why are you rubbing your neck and taking so much Tylenol?"

"Your dad and brothers ran a Snidely Whiplash on me last night. My top and bottom won't be the same for weeks!"

by LordRickus September 10, 2016

shideagled

When someone gets shit smashed in their face from above.

Vincent just got shideagled by Braden.

by B,B&D November 19, 2007

skideasel

A skideasel is prison slang, as in a general scumbag. Derived from prison slang for molestor, skinner, adding the word weasel. So a skinner and a weasel, basically a shithead of a humanbeing

You know that dude picizzle on the first tier? yea hes a skideasel, no one likes that dude

by JRiggz March 14, 2009

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008