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Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.
I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.
by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011
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hit the sheets

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.
by Cristopher February 7, 2008
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between the sheets

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed
Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!
by SlopNChop December 7, 2016
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Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.
by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008
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skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
by cabajul January 10, 2011
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freak in the sheets

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.
"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"
by Alorophasia777 May 3, 2008
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Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
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