sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala March 11, 2007

Sneef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time.

Oh my god did she just Sneef?

by Somebody that you used to kill July 25, 2014

sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

Sneef

Sneef is a code word for vaping. Using Sneef in front of teachers decieves them from you doing anything bad.

Hey man pass the sneef this way

by Sneef July 7, 2016

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

Sneef

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

by Plashdog August 20, 2014

Sneef

Sneefing is when you produce gas from thy arsehole and proceed to sneeze which furthermore produces an aggressive explosion between the cheeks

Person1 : "shit dawg i gotta sneeze, but my asshole kinda tight"
Person2 : "oh shit fam, try not too sneef dawg"
Person1 : *sneefs* "oh shit fam that was wack"

by Lord Sneefus December 10, 2019