Snart

A Snart is a sneeze and a fart coming out at the same time and the fart comes out at the same velocity as the sneeze, which could result in you shitting yourself, so please be careful.

1:*snarts*
2:Bro what was that?!

1:Sorry bro, I just snarted.
2:WTF is a snart?!

1:A sneeze and a fart that happened at the same time. Also, I might have shit myself.

by BrendanLee7 January 24, 2022

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

Snart

An act that appears to most an innocent sneeze, when infact the "sneezer" is actualy covering up a fart.

*Sneeze*
Bystander "Bless you"
Snarter "Thankyou"
Bystander " No probl- oh-oh my god, what is that smell? Was that a Snart?!"

by insert_pseudonym_here November 6, 2009

snart

A snart is when you sneeze but end up also farting.

Jeralyn is getting old. She meant to sneeze but it was actually a snart.

by Rainbow Carnage November 27, 2010

snart

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Ready, Get Set, Snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also feeze

Sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

Snart

1) n. an audible fart made at the same time as a sneeze
2) v. to fart as a result of sneezing; farting coincidentally with a sneeze

"Ah, man, I have to sneeze. A- a- a- choooPRAAAAAP!"
"Oh, damn! You just snarted!"

by Rumblestine November 30, 2009

snart

when you hold back the power of a monstrous sneeze and it comes out of the other end.

See also 'snit' - when the 'snart' went a little further than you expected.

I've been non-stop sneezing all through the pastor's sermon, thank God they haven't gone so far as a snart, I'd be mortified.

by BOWSHER79 July 17, 2014