Snacksident

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

Scatcident

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident

Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.

by Bella James March 29, 2010

Stabcident

An incident where someone is stabbed.

Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Snaccent

The way you sound when you're speaking with a mouth full of food.

Bro, swallow your food. I can't understand you through your Snaccent.

by LameyLynn July 19, 2011

snackcident

Accidentally eating more food than was originally desired.

"I got so hungry waiting for the pizza guy that I ate a whole bag of chips. I guess I had a little snackcident."

by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

Swagcident

An incident in which an individuals swagger is so strong that normal actions are equivalent to spitting game.

"Yo i just walked by and your girl just gave me her number. I didn't even ask for it!" "Pure swagcident."

by gnarbreh April 12, 2010

saccident

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.

Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!

by The Benigma January 2, 2009