smugsplain

A condescending, patronizing, arrogant, and, above all, SMUG explanation from somebody who understands almost nothing about a subject but is convinced that he knows more about it than anybody on the planet. The smugness comes from the belief that he is both the world's greatest expert on the topic and, despite (mistakenly) feeling superior to the rest of humanity, is capable of explaining it down to their level.

On QI XL, Stephen Fry smugsplained how GPS works, getting it completely wrong.

by Brian de Ford May 20, 2018

smugs bunny

One who has a smug face and obtains huge jelly jugs.

Look at Brian over there... he is such a smugs bunny.

by A.J. Johner June 11, 2006

smuush

To crush, flatten, or otherwise severely impact so as to cause significant devastation upon an object or person.

The cardboard box was smuushed by the truck that ran over it.

The quarterback was smuushed by the blitzing linebackers when they sacked him.

by Philosopher 8 March 31, 2009

smugshot

When a perp smiles for his arrest mug shot instead of looking guilty.

Tom Delay's smugshot was unbelievable.

by Qutzupalotl December 9, 2012

smuggs

very unattractive to the eye

bro you see that girl over there?
which one?
ol' smuggs over there!
oh that one!! yea... she hit bro!

by pike bish December 11, 2010

saugus

When a woman has a saggy ass

Whoa, whoa man. Check out that saugus over there. That shit is hanging low...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007

smugsy

To be inappropriately smug / exhibit signs of superiority for actually achieving very little / something of insignificance.

A friend happens to mention they like pineapple on their pizza - the SMUGSY says nothing, points at the pineapple on theirs, and nods in a superior manner.

by Bishop Wrigly May 1, 2009