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MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.
"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
by Wangdalf January 30, 2008
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Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting
The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.
by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012
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Pinky Scouting

When two people (sitting next to each other), begin to creep their respective pinkies towards each other in order to test hand holding capacity if intentions are unclear
I wasn’t sure how she felt about me but took a shot and via pinky scouting the evening ended in some steamy hand holding.
by Hairlesskitty10 March 27, 2019
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shouting at tea

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.
by brian_of_london February 26, 2020
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Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.
I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off
by Dj Allen September 15, 2007
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shouting to Huey and Ralph

A slang term meaning to puke, referencing the noises made whilst vomiting loudly and heavily, which may sound similiar to the names Huey (HEUGHHH) and Ralph (BRAAGPH) when yelled.
Used by Billy Connolly in his 'Two Scotsmen in Rome' bit.

e.g.
Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
by Pink Pursuit August 14, 2010
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Drive-by shouting

When you roll down the window of a car and shout something at a person or people. Usually an insult.
I saw a group of punk-ass teenagers walking down the street and there was a guy making out with his girlfriend or some bullshit like that, and I rolled down the car window and did a drive-by shouting of "stop infecting this town!!"
by M@77 J@M35 June 21, 2011
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