smorgassbored

A compilation or mish-mash of obscure topics a blogger uses when they are bored or out of good ideas.

"I'm terribly bored today and can't think of anything interesting to say, so here's my smorgassbored of a blog. Hopefully there is something on here you'll find interesting!"

by Michella Bella Donatella July 30, 2008

Smorgasbord

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.

That smorgasbord was delicious.

by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010

smorgasbord

A large array of things to choose from.

The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.

by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.

I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?

by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.

Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.

by roguewolf October 14, 2012

smorgasborgasm

The climax of a food orgy.

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.

by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.

I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...

by le petit fungus May 13, 2021