smoph

six minutes of pain in hell

smoph

by gljake May 17, 2011

Fishmonger's mop bucket

Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

by The sting January 14, 2014

Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

by E millziak October 1, 2010

smoph

Smoph is the combining of the word smoke with the name Soph. It can be used as a quetion (example 1), or a statement (example 2).

Smophed is the state of being that Soph can be found in having smoked.

1. Smoph? (Do you want a smoke Soph?)
2. Smoph. (I'm going for a smoke Soph.)

by Smophed January 11, 2009

smopid

something or someone who is stupid and smart at the same time

playing that game for fours days nonstop was smopid,beacuse you are dead from lack of sleep,but you got lots of acheviment points

by vigilantek9 February 19, 2011

smopth

A. being extremely indecisive, sometimes even so indecisive that you cannot decide whether or not you are indecisive.

B. The word you come up with when you are on a messenger and mean to type the word "smooth"

A. Jonny- hey! wanna go get some icecream or a slurpy?
Mark- i don't know...i could you give me a few hours to decide?
Jonny- man, you are so smopth! forget you...i've leaving.
Mark- *dies*

B. potatoe645: yeah lol that's real smopth
celery564: LMAO! smopth?
Potatoe645: *smooth
celery564: don't cover up your mistakes...besides, smopth is a cool word! i think i'll write it in the dictionary!
potatoe645: you do that
celery564: i will!

by tiadorma the witch October 29, 2006

smoping

When you accidentally get a gender change.

I went to the doctor for a check up and instead got a smoping.

by Harry roundobjectbag December 4, 2017