Smithies

a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement

Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!

by min-minn April 21, 2011

Smithed

When a guy/girl deliberately styles and dresses in a gender ambiguous way. Term derived from the song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.

"Dude, check out that girl's ass"
"I don't think that's a girl. If she is, she's pretty smithed. And has a large penis."

by McGarnagle's Sandwich December 3, 2011

Smithie

A student who attends William Smith College in Geneva, NY and thinks she is hot shit because she has money or status. This means she is likely to give you attitude or pretend to not know you even when she does because she thinks she is better than you or thinks it would be embarassing for her to be seen even saying hello to you. The distinction must however be made that not all students who attend William Smith College are "Smithies." The percentage of William Smith students who are classified as "Smithies" has not been officially determined by any student organizations or clubs.

I walked by that Smithie today, I know that she really isn't even hot and that I wouldn't even mack on that.

by NYCKid24 December 5, 2009

Will Smithed

refers to when your life is chaotic

for sensical purposes, it's best followed up with "my life's been flipped turned upside down"

hey man you wanna come see that new hilary duff flick with us?

sorry dude.. i'm sort of will smithed right now.

by Trent Dackmin August 3, 2005

Smithies

This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.

P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.

by c0unterfiet April 6, 2011

Smithie

A male skirt which is worn over trousers, jeans or leggings.

That guy looks sweet, hes wearing a SMITHIE.

by Liam Smithie February 11, 2013

Brandon Smithies

The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.

Brandon Smithies is breathtaking, kindhearted and so sweet. he is dearly loved

by SarahJanePence July 6, 2010