Smiget

A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag

"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"

by Alastair Richards December 1, 2007

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

SMINGER

Smelly minger

You sminger!

by Tracey Allen February 10, 2009

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

Sminge

The act of smiling and cringing at the same time

Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one

by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

Smiget

(Also spelled "Smigit") Derogatory word for a person of middle-class and white in appearance, typically male. Suggests that that person is bound to head nowhere in life. Someone who is content with mediocrity.

Don't listen to that smiget, he hasn't done any of that stuff

by A. Wells October 26, 2010