Skimbleshanks

A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.

"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Swimble

A cross between a bimble (leisurely walk) and a swim. So a leisurely float around in the sea, lake or river without much purpose other than to enjoy oneself usually with other like minded swimblers. Used in the outdoor swimming community.

Do you fancy a swimble after work?
Are we going for a swimble or a proper swim?

by Kreyon May 6, 2021

Shimble

The motion of a woman's breasts esp. if they are natural and full. A mix of tremble and shiver.

Laetitia's runway shimble was awesome.
Her breasts shimbled as she walked.
Tyra's shimble was mesmerizing.
She shimbled like puppies were playing under her top.
She had the sexiest shimble ever.

by zebed February 23, 2007

skimble

Verb : To confuse with nonsense. To abandon all pretence of normality. e.g. by telling yor boss that you "exist in a world beyond his imagination". Or you might skimble someone by just showing them your arm and saying "Chen matrix?". The "skimbled" party will become so confused that the "skimbler" gains the upper hand.

"Everyone has handed in their essays, except you Martin. Where is it?".
"Well Mrs. Truncheon, I am so enveloped in twan at the moment that my quunch has become sodden with pantrack! Please excuse my shint mother Abraham!".
"Christ Martin, you've skimbled my skan, You gentle monkey."

by Liquidsmoke October 18, 2008

skimble

v. To damage, destroy, or lose, either accidentally, through play, or out of mischief.

adj. "Skimbled"; something which has been damaged in this way.

Skimble, from "Skimbleshanks", the name of a cat in the musical "Cats". The name was given to a house cat prone to such mischief, and by extension to the mischief itself.

"The cat has skimbled my knitting--again!"

by Elisabeth Calben July 1, 2004

smibble

a small amount of a snickers bar

i asked my freind for a smibble of his candy

by IGUANADON September 16, 2009

smamble

A small ensemble of musicians. Derived from "small"+"ensemble" ="smamble."

Conductor: "Okay, great rehearsal everyone. Smamble, I need you guys to stay behind to work on the Rutter piece.

by catwin December 7, 2014