smeffy

A small ugly meffy person.

Hey look at you.
Fuck you smeffy.

by partric pants July 4, 2007

Smeff

Smell or sniff is the question... The answer NONE. Smeff.

Hold up lemme smeff that lasagna.

I snefffed that candle, it was real nice.

by SMEFF August 31, 2020

Smeef

Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.

*grabs friend’s face*

“Smeeeeeeeef!”

Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!

by Wallyballysally March 24, 2019

smeffin

The action of smanning somebody. Aka shitting someone.

Are you smeffin me?

by smeffer November 12, 2010

Smeef

Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.

“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Smeef

Smelly beef

It's like uncanned smeef all over my expectations

by Tree-Line February 26, 2013

smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009