SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005

Smashed

To have lost balance and fallen over due to the intentional actions of another pushing you over.

"Whoah, Nick just got smashed by JP - but that's OK, because he is 2 thirds of the problem."

by Mr Wriggley August 28, 2006

smashed

To be stuck on AOL

That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

smashed

to be out of money, broke

man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore

by deeno October 27, 2007

Smashed

When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.

Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.

by johny man May 4, 2006

smashed

A mapper with a large penis and a tendency to get drunk.

Smashed got smashed and smashed Jmechy's mom from behind.

by Rebel February 24, 2003

smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 28, 2004