smashstick

A man who will let any bicth sit on his dick.

"I'm trying to fuck him, you think hes down?"
"Definitely! But he's a smashstick, you'll probably get the clap."

by capemay September 5, 2011

smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

Smashitis

A disease where everyone and everything around is you is related to homosexuality.

I have smashitis

by thezman1111 April 26, 2012

Sastatic

Finely amazing

Bitch that's sastatic!
Wow this meal is so sastatic!

by Suzy lans May 9, 2019

smashtish

A drucken state beyond smashed.

I was so smashtish I actually peed my pants because I could not move from the couch

by Shabbies June 5, 2022

smashtache

A super sexy mustache that makes a man look smashable.

Dang he's definitely got a smashtache!

by Curvyqt78 March 3, 2023

Smashathon

Where you have a marathon of getting smashed.

I am seeking somebody who can have a smashathon

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025