Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009

Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

by broneeho February 4, 2015

smacked-up

when one looks busted in the facial area

"honey, how do i look with this new makeup on?"
"you look smacked-up, ho."

by Angelica August 20, 2003

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

by Aopoop December 14, 2013

Gob smacked

Adj.
Irish Slang
Speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,

I was completely gob smacked when I found out she was up the pole. I couldn't believe it.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

smarted

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.

"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"

by LB2011 December 16, 2008