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Sallie Mae

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.
Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.
by feudalserf August 29, 2012
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Smallen

The term for baby fallen from the popular video game Destiny 2 by Bungie.
Person 1: Did you see the season 14 trailer?
Person 2: Yeah the Smallen are super adorable!
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Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
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smallin

1. The opposite of ballin, commonly pronounced "smalliiinnnnn."
2. When you do something "real small" as opposed to doing something "real big."
"Yo, I had sex with a fat chick last night....smallin"

"I just dripped some pee on my shorts...smallin"

"There's all dudes at this party....smallin"
by villaloveskebby January 18, 2009
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smallish

A little bit small; of small nature.
Geez _ _ _ _ _ _ _! You're smallish!
by Beccy C February 9, 2006
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Smalling

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.
Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021
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Smallenfreuden

Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
I'm going to smallenfreuden that business so hard.
by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013
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