Smains

Bar code for John Smiths. A holy liquid guzzled by men mainly over the age of 40.

Barmaid: "what will it be love"
Punter: " pint of Smains....make it a good un"

by ingo bingo googy ghah gah May 8, 2011

smadstrated

the feeling of being sad, mad and frustrated all at the same time

Jen never texted Bob anymore and it left him constantly smadstrated.

by Klettley23432 July 15, 2015

Smaish

To utterly destroy anything and everything with notable force, without exception and with destructive feels. May or may not include sexual connotation... But it can... But not always... But maybe sometimes

If I don't smash properly, my girl them proceeded to smaish all that I hold dear

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Smands

sans except sand and incredibly unfunny

"sans + sand = smands"
"jeff please get therapy"

by Smands May 18, 2021

Snaids

AIDS transmitted by snakes, usually at a popular event or location. Symptoms usually show up only when it’s too late. Transmitted through air particles, bodily fluids, and water. Quick and deadly.

“Hey bro are you going out tonight?”
“No man, I’m terminally ill with snaids.”

by Beansontoastplease March 2, 2023

smadds

a shorter, easier way of saying "s mad d's" or "suck mad dicks.

Matt smadds what a fag!

Yo dude you smadds?

by RIZmasta July 12, 2006

SWAIDS

Swine Flu + AIDS

Jimmy came to work feeling sick. The boss sent him home for fear of the SWAIDS.

by Spin-a-ruptus September 9, 2009