Slacktivity

slack-tiv-i-ty

(noun)

Completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentional lack of attention to detail, or by person just not giving a sh!t.

Occasionally, slacktivity can lead to being relieved of a duty that said person might not want to be doing anyway, when used strategically.

Coworker A: Look at all these glasses in the cabinet! They aren't in the proper lines, so they don't all fit. Plus, some of them are facing up, and not facing down as everyone should always have them placed.

Coworker B: Yep. It's Jeff's week on kitchen duty. He is a master of slacktivity.

Coworker A: FORGET IT. I'll just do the kitchen stuff on his weeks.

by BrandonChrist April 21, 2014

snacktivity

combination of the words "snack" and "activity." Snacktivity is the action of snacking as an activity. It can involve any foods which one considers a snack. Also, it can be a combination of snacks that can perhaps form a well balanced lunch, or brunch.

"Don't forget to bring some baby carrots for snacktivity!" or "yes its time for snacktivity!"

by Shawnzie April 15, 2005

aggressive slacktivism

To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.

Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.

by empressov May 6, 2011

slactivist

One who feels a need to be politically active, but doesn't quite know how and thereby jumps on the nearest bandwagon cause.

When Jenny arrived at University in the big city, she quickly realized the world was much bigger than (insert annonymous hick town). She figured she oughta live up to the University student cliche of protesting something, anything and found the guy behind the "down with the WTO" table very cute. She signed up immediately.

by napoleon in rags December 10, 2003

slactivist

a person who strives to appear politically active while actually understanding little and contributing nothing to the cause.

Bob liked to drive his SUV to the anti-war rallies becaause he loved the chanting.

by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002

Snacktivity

The act of snacking while engaging in a sedentary activity such as binge-watching tv or playing video games

I love combining my snack time with some physical activity, so I often engage in "snacktivity" by enjoying a delicious treat while going for a brisk walk in the park.

by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023