This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.
this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.
this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007
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1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!
2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN
3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"
2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN
3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"
by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008
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"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"
"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."
"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."
by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012
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Get the studmuffin mug.Slutmuffin is an affectionate term for someone who is a little bit skanky. It can also be a pet name for a significant other
You got a new girlfriend 2 days after ending your 5 year relationship!? You slutmuffin!
Come here my little slutmuffin and give me some sweet love.
Come here my little slutmuffin and give me some sweet love.
by AJtheBAMF June 12, 2007
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Slutmuffin being the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
Slutmuffin being the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
plural:
Those girls are total slutmuffins!
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
plural:
Those girls are total slutmuffins!
by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 16, 2007
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