slouche

A cross between a slut and a douchébag...

Jordan is such a slouche!

by Klade March 5, 2004

Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.

Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!

by [e-mail] September 3, 2005

Sloocher

A person who is lazy like a sloth & takes advantage and uses other people...a moocher.

That sloocher expects to be able to lay on the couch all day and have someone pay his way all night.

by Zanne327 May 29, 2013

Slothery

The status of one in which who is a sloth, or lazy.

Don't subscribe to slothery, get your shit together.

by Prof. Linguist June 26, 2020

Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.

Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.

by NotSage September 10, 2010