Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.

Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.

by NotSage September 10, 2010

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009

slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.

GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Slouchery

The act of slouching.

What's with all this slouchery at work?! We don't pay you to laze about!

by CooCoosNest August 29, 2011

titty slouchers

any type of food that goes straight to your man tits

hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?

by emm0n5 August 17, 2016

slouchebag

a cross between a d-bag and a slut

1: im gonna "have some fun" with ur bf
2: u slouchebag!!

by Mochrange June 12, 2010

Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.

So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!

by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010