Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

slashtard

One of the many posters on the wordslashdot/word site whose comments make no sense. They are often wordfagmonic/word wordtroll/words or wordfucktard/words.

Gawd I'm suck of these freaking slashtards on /.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

smithtard

the combination between a smither and a nartard... if you do not know what those two things are, look it up

hey smithtard how was cross country?

by tacos are so cool like June 27, 2010

southtard

Left handed person...
derived from "south paw" and "retard"

Billy would be a more suitable mate if he wasn't southtarded.

by trouble99 April 20, 2014

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010

stothard

Amazing British girls middle name that is a sexy tease

Jasmin Patricia stothardis so sexy

by Redle500 April 14, 2015

sloptardism

Being a sloptard, or performing sloptardish actions can be seen as being so obnoxious that everyone in the room would see you as so including yourself.

Did you hear about the party last week? John took sloptardism to a new level!

by Craigg Hefner March 24, 2020