southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

sloppapotamus

(noun)-Combination of a "slop-tart" and "hippopotamus" as quoted by Mike the "situation" on Jersey shore. In otherwords, a really drunk, sloppy bitch that has no regard for her appearance. AKA Deena, also on Jersey Shore

Deena was falling all over the place and turned into a complete sloppapotamus.

by br92 March 11, 2011

Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 4, 2004

SloppyBoot

The act of cumming in someone's boots.

Justin dropped Tony' s phone so Tony aggressively busted a frothy load of cum in his boots, leaving Justin with a sloppyboot.

by She Got Trumpd January 20, 2019

sloppy pop

any popsicle that has become sloppy

"sir the popsicle you gave is a sloppy pop I refuse to pay for it!"

by liambitchtits March 16, 2005

Sloppolopogous

One who drinks to the extent of becoming so sloppy that they cannot recall what happened or control their actions and thus their brain power is reduced to that of a dinosaur.

Man, after three beers at Oktoberfest, Kristen epitomized sloppolopogous with her ketchup stains!

by Nick Jacobson October 6, 2010

Sloppopotamus

Nick Lesson

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus

by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011