Shopping Shits

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Sloppy coffee

A really delicious coffee that has the texture of mud

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by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 3, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gets a blowjob but the one sucking dick has a mouth full of dip

Britney is going to give me a sloppy Dallas later

by TheOneAndOnlyFucktard October 15, 2020

Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

by donwanakno August 15, 2011

slappin' d (to something)

Going hard while doing something.

Guy 1: What you doin tonight?
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.

Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.

slappin' d (to something)

by DoctorThicc January 27, 2019

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

“Gaven gave me a Sloppy Dallas. It was very Poggers”

by Ravioli729 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Knee

Sloppy Knee is when someone's knee is needlessly violating your personal space. Guys who have this notion that their package is bigger than it is usually have Sloppy Knee. This condition happens when people are just too damn oblivious and/or relaxed. Also see; Sloppy Elbow.

I tried to shift into 5th gear but Uncle Charlie's sloppy knee was draped over the center console.

by dirtykurty September 12, 2010