when a woman gets sloppy drunk and acts a fool. usually involving crying, slapping (always involves the complete humiliation of herself and her man...or, in some cases, where the woman is a fat tard, her 'beer-pong partner')
kristen was a slopopatomus at spencer's birthday. someone needs to tell that bitch to lay off the four locos!!!
by dangerdave4209 March 9, 2011
Get the slopopatomus mug.someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.
guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.
guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus
guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus
by kurbyy October 31, 2011
Get the sloppopotamus mug.Related Words
Slopopotamus
• Sloppopotamus
• Slop mop
• slomophobic
• slomopopo
• Slopcopter
• sloplop
• SLOPMOD
• slopmotion
• slopopatomus
by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017
Get the Slopopotamus mug.by Dorismorris March 4, 2011
Get the Slopopotamus mug.During sex, I was supposed to ejaculate in a girl's mouth while we were having sex. I missed, my semen going onto the couch, and I forgot to clean it up, ending up in Sloplop.
by Blader-kun June 23, 2008
Get the sloplop mug.a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.
your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.
by ass assasin March 8, 2011
Get the slopopotamus mug.by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011
Get the Sloppopotamus mug.